Progress Celebrant Gifts

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Jumping Man

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Congratulations!

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Year of the Rat

Proud mums.

"I'm the designated driver."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Festivus poles

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

50th Birthday Balloons

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

I believe he started on the shop floor.

"Will you be our surrogate?"

"We all know you just got an office with a window. No need to rub it in with the eye-black."

"No mention of her serve."