Union Celebrant Gifts

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

Congratulations!

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Trick or treat?"

Free love

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Three happy men

Two men toasting

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Passover Plague

Friends and champagne

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Home for Seniors.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

The wedding.

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'You remembered our anniversary!'