Cheese Parties Gifts

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Face painting by numbers.

Shaken not stirred

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The Main Types of Cheese

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Beers

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Karataoke

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"