Cheese Pairing Gifts

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'We're invited to a wine and cheese party. Sounds like a 'sting' to me!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

American style Greek cafe.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."