Pizza Party Gifts

'So, who ordered the meat lovers pizza?'

Bring your own inflatable.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Children playing games

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

The Perfect Cannonball

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Carpe pizza"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.