Pizza Night Gifts

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'