Pizza Night Mugs

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'