Pizza Day Mugs

More Cheese Pizza

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"