Pizza Day Gifts

More Cheese Pizza

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.