National Pie Day Gifts

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Life of Pi

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Pi fight!

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Moon Pies.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Ready...."

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Lesser Known Digits of Pi