National Pie Day Gifts

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Pi fight!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi