Pancake Day Gifts

'Waiting for the pancake to come down.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Pancake Day.

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Net to catch pancake.'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Happy St Pancakes Day

A man with a pancake on her head

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

The Fourth Little Pig

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Time for pancakes!

Cake Walk

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!