Pancake Tuesday Gifts

'The EU wants to change Pancake Tuesday to Thursday!'

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Cake Walk

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'Net to catch pancake.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!