Pancake Tuesday Gifts

'The EU wants to change Pancake Tuesday to Thursday!'

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'Net to catch pancake.'

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"