Pizza Party Mugs

'So, who ordered the meat lovers pizza?'

Bring your own inflatable.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Perfect Cannonball

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Carpe pizza"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.