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'The law is all about planning.'

It doesn't take her long to find the warmest place in the house.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."