Pizza Prepper Gifts

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Horn of Leftovers

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

The art of pizza

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Always be prepared."

How to survive the coming crash.

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Climate Change Contingency House

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Pizzaiolo

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

Pizza, the CD

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."