Pizza Prepper T-Shirts

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Horn of Leftovers

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

The art of pizza

"Always be prepared."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Climate Change Contingency House

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Pizzaiolo

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Pizza, the CD

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."