The F&E Cooking Show. Timing is very important in preparing a meal ... So try to make sure the pizza arrives during a commercial!
Pizza Planner Gifts
If someone you know loves organizing their pizza nights or obsesses over the perfect slice, our pizza planner collection is just the thing. From witty mugs to quirky prints, these items are ideal for anyone passionate about pizza and planning. Add a flavorful touch to their kitchen or wardrobe with our creative and amusing selection that shows off their cheesy enthusiasm and makes meal prep more fun.
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'
Menu Dating
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
'It's my favorite.'
"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."
'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'
Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.
'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."
"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."
"Who ordered a pizza?"
The ecumenical dinner party.
"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"
Children playing games
"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"
"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"
"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"
"The pizza came late and it was cold!"
'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'
43AD: Romans invade Britain.
I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices
"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.
Stupid Microwave
Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'
Pizza Planner Gifts Collection
Pizza Planner Mugs
Explore our full range of pizza-themed mugs and add some cheesy humor to your loved one’s morning routine.
Pizza Planner Pillows
Find the perfect pizza pillow to add a quirky and cozy touch to any chair or bed for the pizza lover in your life.
Pizza Planner Prints
Browse our playful pizza prints to bring humor and personality to their home decor or kitchen space.
Pizza Planner T-Shirts
Discover our humorous pizza t-shirts that make perfect gifts for anyone who loves planning or simply adores a good slice.