Pizza Planner Mugs

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."