Pizza Planner Mugs

The F&E Cooking Show. Timing is very important in preparing a meal ... So try to make sure the pizza arrives during a commercial!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'