Dinner Planner Mugs

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'It won't be ready to drink for 15 years? Perfect -- that's how long my wife needs to plan a dinner.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'What do you want for dinner? -- green stuff or brown stuff?'

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

'We need to rebook our dinner reservation. He didn't want to miss the T.V. rerun of a remake of a sequel.'

'I'll go put our plates in the oven,'

"No dinner tonight - It ran away."

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'I sent out for everything.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Like death by salad.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'