Potato Planner Mugs

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Robinson le Creusot

Chess Chef

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'It's getting harder and harder to find good hiding places for the wife's Birthday presents.'

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Rite of Spring.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Cat's Calendar.

"Did you tell Dad what I got him for Christmas?!"

'Have you lost the plot?'

Christmas Present List

Fly By Seat Of Pants

'A couple of words may be misspelled, but as you can see, I asked for a dictionary.'