Pizza Fan Gifts

Menu Dating

I know you're trapped in this realm because you left something unfinished, Bob. But honestly, I threw the rest of that pizza away years ago.

Ghost Porn

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of 'man flu', he'll need a 24 hour sports channel, beer and pizza!"

Bear cuisine - the next stage

Jungle Pizza - Fast Service

'We really didn't need this pizza, Mona, and by the way you're spoiling this dog.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"Here's the pizza you ordered. I drank your soda."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Who ordered a pizza?"