Cheese And Wine Party Gifts

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Now that's what I call a presumptuous wine!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

Welcome to my cellar!

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"Hard to believe this actually started as a vertical tasting."

Kissing after eating extra strong Camembert.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...