Cheese And Wine Lover Gifts

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Wine Lady

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bacchus.

Sauvignon Bonk

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

French wine

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.