King Cake Crusader T-Shirts

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Give quiche a chance!

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Food Pyramid

Dogs and Cake

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'