Kale Connoisseur Gifts

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'What are you eating now?'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Needs more kale.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Beer Lunch

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

Huge bug says: 'On the plus side: I no longer know what Kafkaesque means.'

Bahrain F1

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Oddly familiar formation.

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.