Kettle Connoisseur Gifts

'What does it mean when steam comes out of a kettle?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Malty tasking.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

About the potter.

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"