Kettle Enthusiast Gifts

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Well did he?"

'Needs more kale.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

How Kale Took Over the World

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"I've got sea mail."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."