Kettle Enthusiast Gifts

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Well did he?"

'Needs more kale.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Whistling Kettle

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"I've got sea mail."

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Tall tales and Short stories