Kennel Enthusiast Gifts

Human dog house.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Thank you for the wedding present.

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'One piece of toast or two?'