Kennel Explorer Gifts

Dog and bone

The Vineyard

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Pets on holiday.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Violinists.

Protoxoan social distancing.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'