Kennel Aficionado Gifts

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Origami Society...

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Fried chickens.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You've had enough!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Body by Jake

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Mid-century Father

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."