Kennel Aficionado Gifts

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Origami Society...

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Fried chickens.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'You've had enough!'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Body by Jake

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."