Kennel Visitor Gifts

Snowy feels some peer group pressure.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Remember your blood pressure.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'DEPRESSION'

Man Overly Enjoys the Nude Artwork in a Gallery

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

Amateur artist talking to carrier

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

Dog and bone

Kid draws moustaches on all the paintings in a gallery and a guard whilst the guard is on lunch.

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

'I may not know art, but I know what goes over a green sofa.'

Please Sign the Visitors Book