Kennel Club Enthusiast Gifts

'It's alright, ol' man - just looking for my pen!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Joseph Furphy and Miles Franklin.

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Gentleman's Club Scene

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

"I didn't have to fight over Mummy Son: We met at a book-club..."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Literary Lunch

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

Meet The Pill-Popper

Art Club: "It's an ugly incoherent mess. What the hell is it?"

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"...

Dog and bone