Kennel Club Enthusiast Gifts

'It's alright, ol' man - just looking for my pen!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Joseph Furphy and Miles Franklin.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Literary Lunch

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Art Club: "It's an ugly incoherent mess. What the hell is it?"

"I didn't have to fight over Mummy Son: We met at a book-club..."

Meet The Pill-Popper

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"...

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

Dog and bone