Kennel Club Judge Gifts

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Dog and bone

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

Snowy feels some peer group pressure.

'International Poodle Contest.'

Trail of a trampolinist before he fell.

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"Can I look at this dog's pedigree papers again?"

'It's alright, ol' man - just looking for my pen!'