Kennel Club Member Gifts

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Isabel Allende

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Hotness

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Pets on holiday.

Men drinking

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

Pet Hobbies

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Doomed Character