Kennel Club Member Gifts

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Isabel Allende

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Hotness

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Pets on holiday.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Men drinking

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Pet Hobbies

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Doomed Character

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'