Kennel Builder Gifts

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toys and environmental pollution

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

LEGO profits.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

There goes Mister "Ooo, look at me, I build my portfolio out of bricks"

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

What about you? If you could go anywhere in the world, conquer its people and take their land, where would you go?

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Dog and bone

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'