Kennel Builder Pillows

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Werewolves of London..."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Dog and bone

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

Snowy feels some peer group pressure.