Kennel Worker Pillows

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Pets on holiday.

Working at a brewery.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'