Kennel Worker T-Shirts

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Pets on holiday.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Working at a brewery.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"You order the microbrew?"

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'