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'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Cold Call

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"My dad works in surveillance."

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

'I think it's time you tell Bruno about the fleas and the ticks.'

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'