Kennel Owner T-Shirts

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Be creative...!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I don't like your application."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Honesty in retail

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

A Lady Out Shopping.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."