Kennel Camper Pillows

Pets on holiday.

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

Big RV Camping

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'SHOP!!!'

Portable Homes

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

"We haven't seen a bear all week, and my wife just called and said that bears are invading our neighborhood, raiding the garbage cans."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

Too posh to wash...

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'I don't like roughing it...'

"Summer is the worst time to pioneer!"

Dog and bone

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'