Kennel Camper Pillows

Pets on holiday.

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Big RV Camping

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'SHOP!!!'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Portable Homes

"We haven't seen a bear all week, and my wife just called and said that bears are invading our neighborhood, raiding the garbage cans."

Too posh to wash...

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

'I don't like roughing it...'

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'