Kennel Activities Gifts

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Coastguard

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Submarine Attacks

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Maritime Tidal News

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Dog and bone

'Doctor, I overheard you complaining how hard it was to get good kennel help...'

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.