Kennel Activities Gifts

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

Coastguard

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Pets on holiday.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Submarine Attacks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Why 'fido'? Dog kennels do not need planning permission.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Maritime Tidal News

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Dog and bone

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

"As a "quota" it leaves a great deal to be desired.