Tea Connoisseur Gifts

'Tea of Writer'

'I say old chaps, either of you gents care for a spot of tea?'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

If People Talked About Tea The Way They Talk About Weed

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Shall I be mother?

"Shall I be Mother Ship?"

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

Tea Snob.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Best Before 5th Pint.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Tea of Love

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.