Tea Connoisseur Mugs

'Tea of Writer'

'I say old chaps, either of you gents care for a spot of tea?'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

If People Talked About Tea The Way They Talk About Weed

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Shall I be mother?

"Shall I be Mother Ship?"

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

Tea Snob.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'No ice.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'These are job perks.'

Join me in a Martini?

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."