Kayaking Enthusiast Pillows

Dog relieving itself on a desert island.

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Modern kite for wind energy.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Slip Ahoy!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The First Kite

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Love At First Shock

Canadian Canoe.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Admit it, you're lost!"