Yak Enthusiast Pillows

'Yak yak yak.'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Boat wedding.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Yo-Yo Sales

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Do you mind?"

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'I try to help when I can.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"