Yak Lover Pillows

Yak is talking non-stop - 'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Bacterial Cultural Center

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"It's a midriff warmer."

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Happy Xmas

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

Elephant falls in love with Alpine horn.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

Canoes

When vegans pose for photos.

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

"No one leaves until we reach a consensus on whether it's black or navy."

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

Ride of the Valkyries

'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

Yin and yang bath towels

Wind Breakers.

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

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