Yacht Collector Gifts

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What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

I'd rather be at the office.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Driverless tow truck.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'