Watercraft Collector Gifts

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Ecstatic caravan

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

1986 is my year

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Jazz Bagpipes

Ship in a Bottle

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Automatic conscience clearer

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Foot Golf

A Jack Tar

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"Should I use a coaster?"

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Silhouettes

For the War Inventions Board: The Screw-Stoppers for plugging the Muzzles of the Enemy's Rifles.

The Champignon Bell

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'