Watercraft Collector T-Shirts

Personal Watercraft for Sale. Ernie, I think there are some things msising in your "for sale" ad. There's not enough about the engine constantly overheating! It's there --- I called this "the hottest thing on the lake!" You can't haul it anywhere. The trailer is broken down! That's why I wrote, "You;ll never want to take it out of the water!" The throttle sticks and the steering is erratic --- This thing is dangerous for everybody! And that's why I said "When you ride this, all eyes will

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It seats two comfortably.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Ecstatic caravan

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Jazz Bagpipes

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

1986 is my year

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Ship in a Bottle

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

A Jack Tar

Automatic conscience clearer

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Foot Golf

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"Should I use a coaster?"

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Silhouettes

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Screw-Stoppers for plugging the Muzzles of the Enemy's Rifles.